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These are absolutely smashing.
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As first days back home go, this has been a strange one. Got woken up early this morning by Lloyds TSB who ask me if I’ve been paying for hotels in America. While I’d love to say I have, I have to admit that, “no, I do not lead a life that exciting. Please close my account.” Frustrating as it is, at least it’s been nipped in the bud now rather than later.
So while I’m moping around the house, desperately trying to pick myself up from the dark depths of having-no-debit-card depression, my mum asks if I’d like to blow some eggs. BLOW. SOME. EGGS. Now, there is no way any sane person can say no to that so we gather tools & mentally prepare ourselves. The 15 minutes that follow are some of the funniest 15 minutes of my life. Watching my mum blow the yolk out of an egg and seeing it dribble out like a bad case of diarrhoea shouldn’t have been that funny but my god, it really really was. I’m currently trying to upload a video of the yellow eggy diarrhoea blowing so if it works, I’ll add on here for the whole world to see.
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